The Gambler
shanellbklyn:

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

me.

shanellbklyn:

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

me.

bioware: what do you mEAN you don't like liara
bioware: you hear that your LI is jealous because u talked to liara once
bioware: aw you rejected her again too bad she's still into you regardless
bioware: guess what
bioware: in order to advance the plot u have to have mind sex with liara. twice
bioware: lol even though shep shut her down and romanced someone else they will continue to talk about how amazing and beautiful she is over the next 3 games
bioware: oh look at all this content and scenes specifically for liara
bioware: i see you used renegade options to reject her again...
bioware: it's ok there's like 9 other chances bc obviously you weren't thinking straight that time lmao
bioware: player
bioware: pLAYER
bioware: DO U LOVE LIARA YET

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

unfollowfriday:
a-softer-fallout:

Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche, ladies’ man.
angelenesdreams

a-softer-fallout:

Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche, ladies’ man.

angelenesdreams

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”